Jul
1
Sayanara Canada Wry
Filed Under Housekeeping, Humour
Wait…how do you spell “sayanara”?
Ahhhh…who cares?
I can’t be bothered to spell anymore….or conjugate or *sigh* ….
Like my will to live, my will to blog has drained from my body and pooled itself in the crannies of the floor mats in my car…
It’s hell on the cuffs….I’ve lost more pants that way…
I am abandoning my long-abandoned blog…say good-bye to Canada Wry.
It was dead already…just a vegtablog…a turnip or cabbage-like remanant of it’s former glory…time to pull the plug.
Listen Dear Readers,
It doesn’t mean that I don’t love you anymore…
To be honest…it’s all about the words…
You remember those right?
The deliberateness of a captial “A”…the quiet strength of an “M”….that ssssssizzzzzling….ssssserpent..ine…slick…sssssexy…”S”
Words, like carbon molecules are the building blocks of life…Where are we without WORDS…HUH?….those tidy packets of sound and air we use every day to share our dreams…order lunch ….and emotionally cripple our children…
It’s the words baby…we used to have them….and they were good…but they’ve gotten predictable ….boring..
I’ve been seeing other words on the side…
HOLY CRAP{ I can’t even finish writing this….LOL…going to bed.
Happy Fucking Canada Day.