WOW!……OK….So…uhhhhhh…..went to see Vantage Point today…..while everyone was getting shot, I literally turned to my son and said, “Me next, please shoot me next”.
My vertigo was the most enjoyable part of the movie….They do still sell Steady Cams correct?..Note to directors: Having every shot franticly vibrating for 98 minutes, does not high action intensity-make….The theatre [...]

First, this pic was taken recently at an event in Toronto…The lovely lady in the photo is Illusionist Criss Angel…The the other gorgeous one on the right is one of my favorite people in the universe, Susan Boshcoff. I’m posting this photo without her permission. If she asks me to take it down, I will. [...]

 Thank you….thank you….thank YOU GOD!!!
Paris – “I ___________ therefor I am” (get it? she doesn’t actually do ANYTHING) -Hilton’s new movie “The Hottie and the Nottie”  opened this weekend on 111 screens nationwide and raked in a breathtaking $23,000. …awwww…I know what you’re thinking….these high-minded artistic movies don’t find their audience until later…sometimes they [...]

OUT OF PRINT!

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 Well,  THAT day is finally here.
DUMBASS is out of print. 2 copies remain at Amazon and the remainders in my posession are for sale on eBay.
Gettem’ while you still can! I’ll sign all of the eBay copies as they sell. So, go here – if you haven’t got yours already!
It was a good run….I should [...]