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Finally!
The only guests still willing to talk to Bill O’Reilly are creepy-looking puppets…..oh that`s not a nice thing to say about Michelle Malkin……..and 80’s TV hearthrob….Alf……
Hey! Wasn’t Dennis Miller also popular in the 80’s?
I remember when Dennis Miller was funny…..*sigh*….I miss THAT Dennis Miller….
I digress, sorry…..
Over the past several years Bill O`Reilly has been invited [...]

I don’t make the rules people….I just write about them. 
With a proverbial sea of worthy honorees to choose from, such as Kevin Federline, Dina Lohan, Paris Hilton and my own personal pharmacist (sometimes good drugs happen to good people), this gruesome twosome are going to be honored with the Peace Summit Award at the conference of Nobel Laureates in [...]

Don’t be alarmed….Please try to stay calm…..keep your seat in the locked and upright position and fasten your proverbial seatbelts….
I have some important news for you and I don’t want you to get upset…..
The sky is blue
Water is wet
An object in motion will stay in motion…An object at rest will stay at rest
And a juvenile, [...]

     This post comes from the “quit yer insipid whining” pile….
So, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are suing Showtime over the title of David Duchovney’s new show Californication. You see, they had an album/song/video by that name in 1999. (read about it on TMZ) They are suing for the name and any profits the show has [...]

 I revised my last post about the film “Redacted” to make some comments directly to Mark Cuban. They aren’t terrible comments by any stretch….I just asked him to shrug his shoulders and stand down in the face of the artistic controversy.  I may have used the phrase “grow a set” but, that’s really as far [...]

If a piano falls in the forest and crushes a wandering piano tuner….and no one is there to sketch it into a New Yorker cartoon…is it still funny?…or, as the very act of observation alters what is being observed…is the ironic rendered ironic, merely by our observation.
Or does irony stand alone…
Personally, I like to think [...]

 Barack Obama’s calling this photo a “dirty trick”.  Unlike everyone else, I don’t question his patriotism, but I do question his ability to learn from past mistakes.
Given the flap over his lack of an American Flag lapel pin, he should have known that symbols and protocol are incredibly important to Americans. 
Here’s a tip I learned [...]

Fine! I take it back….David Copperfield really is creepy. 
I have defended him. I’ve said we need to ‘Give Copperfield a Break’…But, TMZ uncovered this instructional document from Copperfield’s show complete with instructions on how to seperate prospective prey from the herd and what appear to be some pretty lame code words….You know, I can’t [...]

Madam Taussaud’s Wax Museum is a little slow on the uptake.  To promte the release of Ocean’s 13 on DVD, she (I know the actually “she” has died…don’t get all anal about it)  moved the wax statues of George and Brad to a display where the fans were all too real and could gain access [...]

Stormtroopers advanced a campaign of “Shock & Ma” Tuesday when a breastfeeding Newfoundland woman was asked cover up or leave the Universal Studios Theme park in Orlando.
While personally I’m not much of a ‘naked person’,  I believe breastfeeding should be allowed everywhere.  The fact is, once the baby latches on, not much is visible….and damnit a [...]

DOH!  In a tragic, yet nonetheless HILARIOUS gaff, Sumner Redstone’s Mom & Pop Movie Shop/Hollywood Deathstar/Galactic Media Empire, announced that revenue and profits are up this year, with revenues over $3.7 billion (with a ‘B’)….”Yippee!” Who knew you could make money in Hollywood?
The announcement is rendered somewhat ironic however, due to the very public contention [...]