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Britney Spears’ mother Lynn is writing a parenting book….wow….’nuff said….

I don’t know if he’s guilt or innocent, but I do think David Copperfield is being treated unfairly.
The alleged victim remains unnamed and her story remains untold but, the Feds have been leaking details early in this investigation and it’s not right.
Say what you will about the guy….
He’s pompus, weird, a little creepy…but he’s a [...]

I apologize in advance for the big spaces….formatting in WordPress is a bit of a nightmare for me….
I was looking for short-form fiction gigs to exercise my creative muscles and I came across the following ad on Craig’s List…

 
 
 
 
 
But, not really being interested in writing “Adult Content” , I sent [...]

 See?
This is me, rolling my eyes….
They are screenshots of a video I shot last week where I rolled my eyes no less than 12 times in 88 seconds….which trust me, is absolutely ridiculous!
On with our show….Are you ready?
Partisan = GOOD   Bipartisan = BAD  End of rant.   OK, just kidding….
This goes hand in hand with my [...]

 Visit here to read info about the book…like Table of Contents, Introduction etc…
Click here to visit Amazon

Go to bottom of this post to buy a copy directly from me.
(Proceeds help support the Adopt-A-Doctor Program to keep physicians in under-serviced rural communities)
Afterword (from DUMBASS)
“Love Your Neighbor As Yourself.” 
When I was growing up, that statement was [...]

 Pretend you do anyway and I’ll do the same thing for you later. I’m filming a pilot for my new talk show! Seriously, this doesn’t mean much…it’s just another step in the right direction.  We’ll post the show here when it’s done/after the actual broadcast!

At least Nero only fiddled while Rome burned while Glen …someone please explain why this guy still has a job…..Beck danced a jig on the charred and still burning remains of Malibu beach, declaring….I shit-you-not…”I think there is a handful of people who hate America. Unfortunately for them, a lot of them are losing their homes in [...]

  JK Rowling revealed the shocking news that Dumbledore, the famed and beloved Headmaster of the harry Potter series is gay, at the International Author’s Festival today. I don’t know why…but I couldn’t be happier.  Pointy hats, heeled shoes and elaborate flowing robes aside…I never would have guessed that Dumbledore was homosexual. Of course, these stories [...]

 No, seriously…12 FBI agents raided David Copperfield’s Vegas warehouse yesterday, but refused to comment on the ongoing case.  The warehouse, which the magician pretentiously refers to as the ”International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts”, contained, among other things, $2 million dollars in cash.  However, $2 mil in small bills does not a museum-make…..so I’m [...]

 
Once again, the United States could benefit from looking to Canada as an example of certain policies that work effectively. I know it pains them….those who know Canada exists anyway….and generally Americans have a hard time giving credit to Canada for anything.
(I’m still annoyed that after Sept 11, when Bush was thanking countries for their [...]

Everyone knows a woman’s happiness in life is not directly proportional to the size of her breasts. ….. It’s directly proportional to the size of her penis. Not just the one attached to her husband, partner or pool-man, but the figurative penis that reflects her level of self confidence, worth and comfort in her sexuality. 
Don’t be insulted by the insinuation. We don’t [...]

 OK, I’ll admit it…..headlines with ‘George Clooney’ in them get more clicks and I really wanted to post these silly bios from my Colbear-Nation site…because they are funny….so, shoot me!  (I take that back…don’t shoot me….between the O’Reilly piece and the Blackwater piece…..let’s face it…I’m in enough trouble)
   
Grizzly Adams & Gentle Ben
Who doesn’t have fond [...]

Back in 2004, Bill O’Reilly settled a sexual harassment lawsuit filed by a former producer for his Fox News show The O’Reilly Factor. Many websites picked up the more titillating excerpts from the legal filing, and I don’t blame them. No one has ever ….uhhh…..errrrr….’offered’ to ‘pleasure’ me with a sandwich in a shower and [...]

 OK….So, I’m not Sally Field and I haven’t won any Oscars. (yet!) But I am thrilled by the response to my new blog and I promise many exciting changes ahead…like new contributors.  I’m also trying to be funnier….no seriously…I am.
If you don’t know me already, you may want to read my bio or Let’s Call it [...]

Vietnam (a very poor nation) is evacuating hundreds of thousands of citizens BEFORE a storm hits it’s coast (and it’s only a Typhoon….not a Levee busting hurricane) and moving them further inland (I’m guessing these fishermen don’t own their own cars) where they’ll be safer. Wow! Damn those third world countries eh?….enough said. I don’t need [...]

 
There is some serious over-reaction to the Blackwater shootings in Iraq.
It’s not like they’ve killed EVERYBODY….although there’s still plenty of time.
Blackwater President Erik Prince testified before the House Oversight Committee today, defending his company’s trigger-happy mercenary cowboys. ….errr….I mean….Private Security Forces…(please don’t shoot me)
The problem with the media today is that they focus on the [...]

But loses custody of kidlettes to ex-hubby Federline . Now I know I said I wasn’t going to pick the low-hanging fruit earlier….but, this was worthy of comment because of personal experience….and I must give her credit….she’s had two babies…her fruit seems to have faired remarkably well.
Seriously though….
It’s OK to feel bad for her but, it’s [...]