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Wait…how do you spell “sayanara”?
Ahhhh…who cares?
I can’t be bothered to spell anymore….or conjugate or *sigh* ….
Like my will to live, my will to blog has drained from my body and pooled itself in the crannies of the floor mats in my car…
It’s hell on the cuffs….I’ve lost more pants that way…
I am abandoning my long-abandoned [...]

  
I’ve had a personal “mission statement” for my life for several years now…
But it recently received an addition.
NOW it’s…
To tell one great story.
To live one great love affair.
To be a better person tomorrow than I am today
And to make people laugh so hard they blow beverages out of their nose…..
because, let’s face it…that’s God’s work.

LeeLee [...]

Yup, second day in a row and now the top 5 referrers to this site are porn…I can’t figure it out.
The top search terms in terms of sheer number and variety are still related to a certain dog trainer
This week I was talking to my son Adam on the phone while checking my website stats and [...]

 URGENT UPDATE:
 
For some reason, the links in this post have been giving some people trouble….causing them to write me mean, nasty emails….seriously….Now I know how that exiled Prince from Nigeria feels after he reads my terse reply to his request for assistance with his millions of dollars….I’ve tried to fix this link issue a dozen times. It [...]

New Year’s Resolutions 2009:
Ahhhhhh….it’s been a tough one, 2008. Illness, homelessness, crippling poverty, our clothes being stolen, all of our household goods stolen, money misappropriated, Kristi passing away….really, kind of soul-crushing….But, I am grateful for every thing that’s happened.  I’m NOT just saying that either. I’ve always felt that my life had not quite started [...]

 
Well, let me update this post for you! Original post is below…scroll down for the background info.
This experiment was a freakin’ DISASTER!
I wrapped up over 100 copies of DUMBASS, complete with beautiful ribbons and cards and I literally couldn’t GIVE THEM AWAY! People threw up their hands and ran away from me….I mean FAST….they [...]

Holy Crapoli I’ve lost weight…
not sure how much but it’s noticable.
It’s been about a month and a half now…..10 k every day…rain or shine.  Clearly, this is important to me because where I live, I’m taking my life in my hands every time I leave the house.  I recently decided to look ahead while walking [...]

Well, a funny thing happened a month or so, ago…
It seems that when I invoked the name of Canadian Dog Trainer Brad Pattison, I conjured up the manifest rage of his rabid detractors.
So, despite having other things to do…I am wrapping up editing on one book, writing on the other and doing a daily 10km [...]

I’ve had a revelatory weekend.
It’s a thousand times easier to “do” sex than it is to write it.
I took a commission last week to rewrite two scenes for a novelist from Craigslist.One is a murder scene and I am overwhelmingly pleased with the outcome.  

When I stopped getting hung up on the exposition and [...]

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.

 Well,  THAT day is finally here.
DUMBASS is out of print. 2 copies remain at Amazon and the remainders in my posession are for sale on eBay.
Gettem’ while you still can! I’ll sign all of the eBay copies as they sell. So, go here – if you haven’t got yours already!
It was a good run….I should [...]

I’ll write about tonight’s Test the Nation experience Tuesday…met good people…got my book to Samantha Bee…(the highlight of my night)….feeling slightly bitter about being the only blogger dressed like an idiot….actually verbalized it….idiot suddenly applies….http://photojunkie.com took great photos of the team …(look here).…..nice, nice guy! My lovely teammates helped me get Samantha Bee my book…how [...]

 
Funniest Thing happened….I was reminded of this totally weird site I created two years ago when I had too much time on my hands one fate-full Canada Day weekend…
For some reason, I created this satiri-site called Colbear-Nation….my son and Sister Sue were reading me excerpts last night and I must admit….I thought I was fuckin’ [...]

Alright, the overwhelming majority of you readers are in the United States and probably have no interest in, or access to Canadian Television….But, I am compelled to tell you that I am joining a team of bloggers headed by our celebrity team captain Samantha Bee, competing on CBC’s Test the Nation this Sunday January 21st [...]

 Pretend you do anyway and I’ll do the same thing for you later. I’m filming a pilot for my new talk show! Seriously, this doesn’t mean much…it’s just another step in the right direction.  We’ll post the show here when it’s done/after the actual broadcast!

 
Once again, the United States could benefit from looking to Canada as an example of certain policies that work effectively. I know it pains them….those who know Canada exists anyway….and generally Americans have a hard time giving credit to Canada for anything.
(I’m still annoyed that after Sept 11, when Bush was thanking countries for their [...]

 OK….So, I’m not Sally Field and I haven’t won any Oscars. (yet!) But I am thrilled by the response to my new blog and I promise many exciting changes ahead…like new contributors.  I’m also trying to be funnier….no seriously…I am.
If you don’t know me already, you may want to read my bio or Let’s Call it [...]

  I die just a little bit, inside…*sniff* …
Attention Republicans!
Please use this book to beat yourselves about the head until November 2008.
Yes, it’s a quote book…but it’s so much more….Read about it, including excerpts, reviews etc at JulesCarlysle.com or just go see it on Amazon.
Table of Contents: 
Democracy Is…
An Open Letter to the President
1. A Pee with Me [...]

 The bugs are fixed! So, registration etc is functional. Now I can add new editors and writers to the site! It’s all great news. There are still design changes I want, but there will be plenty of fresh content regardless….So, ya’ll come back now ya hear!

You must be here because of the Defamer Job Board. Here are/will be some sample posts. I had a whole bunch until the aforementioned server issue. I’m slowly but surely re-posting. This site is not officially launched yet. There are bugs evident when I try to set up a new account for editors.
So if you’ve [...]