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10 Things Your Dog Would Never Do… 
1.    Tell you your ass looks fat in those jeans
2.    Ask you to wear a dog collar and call him “master”
3.    Rent a video camera and ask you to tape yourself scratching his tummy
4.    Leave you for a younger, prettier owner
5.    Fart and blame it on your husband 

But [...]

Despite my best efforts, someone managed to snap a pic of me
during a break at the Brad Pattison seminar in Toronto last Saturday….
 
 Now you know why I felt so sexy all day!

Listen people,
I love you.
You know I do and maybe I don’t always show it….
I could bring you flowers occasionally….take you out to dinner….kiss you like I really, really mean it.
But, sometimes life and fleeting bouts of rational thought  get in the way…
Just remember I love you as much as one person could possibly [...]

First, thanks to Tom from Wisconsin for letting me post this picture of his adorable dog Buster with his Ducky.
Lacie5,  
 Whether you see it or not…whether you give a damn or not….your posts ARE most definitely mean-spirited and contain personal attacks.
 Every time you call someone IGNORANT, a HYPOCRITE, or STUPID…..either directly or indirectly, that is [...]

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This was written to post in response to a dust-up on Brad Pattison’s Forum (dog trainer)…But the topic got deleted before I could finish it. I’m putting it here because there are some reasonable points and some of those same folks also belong to this site.  This isn’t really about this one particular dog trainer, that [...]

Well, a funny thing happened a month or so, ago…
It seems that when I invoked the name of Canadian Dog Trainer Brad Pattison, I conjured up the manifest rage of his rabid detractors.
So, despite having other things to do…I am wrapping up editing on one book, writing on the other and doing a daily 10km [...]

Dear Kristi,
 A man named Alfred Lord Tennyson said,
 
“Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.”
 Two days ago…if given the chance….I would have kicked his ass… I was so overwhelmed by the prospect of losing you that I wished we’d never met.
That was a monstrous thought and I apologize [...]

 
We here at Canada Wry, wish to set the record straight.
While we APPLAUDE your passion and CELEBRATE your enthusiasm, there has been a flurry of recent activity of the email-variety….and it needs to be addressed.
No doubt, you have discovered that “comments” are turned off on this site. It’s a SPAM issue, nothing more.  Don’t be pissed. I’m clearly not silencing [...]

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