Jul
30
Flashback to 1997 – Harper Fellates a Nation…no surprise it wasn’t his own.
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“Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home.”
Winston Churchill
It’s no secret that I’m not a huge fan of the Conservative platform, but aside from being completely without personality, and the disturbing wardrobe choices….mostly related to his choice of vests…..I have not had huge concerns about [...]
May
4
No Excuse for Marriage…
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It’s always nice to find a good use for this picture.
Today, I want to share a remarkable insight Junior had last night.
We were watching Season 2 of The West Wing, while we both worked seperately on our laptops…In this particular episode, they are discussing the Defense of Marriage Act…We have had a similar debate in [...]
Mar
6
This One Seems to Have Gotten Popular Recently
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Only God knows why….traffic to this old post from 3yrs ago is way up this week…So let me help you out and repost it in a convenient location:
It was origonally called “Here Kitty-Kitty…Feeding Time on Parliament Hill”
Now, what you DON”T see in this syrupy public relations maneuver…..errrrr….I mean….candid photo of serpentine Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper…is [...]
Feb
13
Teabagging Explained
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Leave to the neo-conservative movement the careful consideration and vetting savvy to name themselves after a sex act – likely illegal in several states (oral sex is considered sodomy) (Update: Sodomy was illegal in most of the united states until 2003, when the laws were nullified by the Supreme Court)
If you go back and read [...]
Feb
9
White House Delivers Open Handed Palin Smackdown…
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Too cute!
Courtesy of TMZ….I’m impressed.
Mar
24
A Few Words for Greg Gutfeld
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Everyone’s talking about the jabs taken at the Canadian Military by Fox’s Red Eye “satirical news show”.
Go easy on them.
Republicans aren’t funny.
They have tried twice to recreate the Daily Show but failed because they don’t understand the nuances required to deliver good satire. The best Republican-leaning satire is The Colbert Report….brilliant…except [...]
Jan
27
Harper Hates Canada
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“Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home.”
Winston Churchill
OK….I admit it.
This is a slightly re-worked reprint of a column I wrote back in 2008.
The original had one of my customary inflammatory titles, but I fear InformedVote.ca might not be ready to entertain [...]
Jan
25
Two Penny Opera…Looking Up From the Bottom of Canada
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I’ve been many things in this life, a bestselling author, a successful IT entrepreneur, a consultant to the government, an alcoholic, a junkie, a mother and a criminal….
(I said I’ve been many things, I didn’t say they were all good.)
But today, I sit at the lowest point in my life.
This isn’t something I normally [...]
Jan
21
Oh Happy Day!
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My Obama Post for InformedVote.ca
Oh Happy Day!
Today, Barack Obama becomes the 44th President of the United States.
I must admit, I wasn’t convinced he had the experience or charisma to win that election. I was rooting for Hilary, mostly because it would bring Bill back into that inner circle of power. Say what you must [...]
Oct
8
Harper Fellates a Nation…no surprise it wasn’t his own. (old piece 2006)
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“Do not criticize your government when out of the country. Never cease to do so when at home.”
Winston Churchill
It’s no secret that I’m not a huge fan of the Conservative platform, but aside from being completely without personality, and the disturbing wardrobe choices….mostly related to his choice of vests…..I have not had huge concerns about [...]
Sep
10
Here Kitty-Kitty…….feeding time on Parliament Hill.
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Now, what you DON”T see in this syrupy public relations maneuver…..errrrr….I mean….candid photo of serpentine Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper…is that moments later, he unhinged his jaw and swallowed the poor feline whole.
I don’t usually do baseless pot shots….but, Harper’s smile is just so creepy here….and the kitten??? Augh! How painfully contrived an effort to make Harper [...]
Aug
14
You Have Every Right to Be Offended, You Goddamn Retarded Jesus Lovin’ Queer…
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“Special” Interest Groups, namely those ironically involved with Intellectual Disabilities, like Tony Parsons of the Special Olympics, are up in arms over Ben Stiller’s new movie “Tropic Thunder”.
We don’t need to go there. It’s been all over the news lately. I’m sure you’ve already heard the noise. They object to a storyline and use [...]
Nov
22
The 12 Steps of Democracy Anonymous….This is an Intervention….Hey! It works if you work it.
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Don’t be alarmed….Please try to stay calm…..keep your seat in the locked and upright position and fasten your proverbial seatbelts….
I have some important news for you and I don’t want you to get upset…..
The sky is blue
Water is wet
An object in motion will stay in motion…An object at rest will stay at rest
And a juvenile, [...]
Oct
28
Alleged Republican Pornographer Susan Dormann shows us all how the political debate goes wrong in America….I’ll let the email exchange speak for itself.
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I apologize in advance for the big spaces….formatting in WordPress is a bit of a nightmare for me….
I was looking for short-form fiction gigs to exercise my creative muscles and I came across the following ad on Craig’s List…
But, not really being interested in writing “Adult Content” , I sent [...]
Oct
27
Bi-Curious….I’m wondering who declared ‘Bipartisan’ a Good Thing?
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See?
This is me, rolling my eyes….
They are screenshots of a video I shot last week where I rolled my eyes no less than 12 times in 88 seconds….which trust me, is absolutely ridiculous!
On with our show….Are you ready?
Partisan = GOOD Bipartisan = BAD End of rant. OK, just kidding….
This goes hand in hand with my [...]
Oct
24
Do Unto Others….(an excerpt from my book DUMBASS)
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Visit here to read info about the book…like Table of Contents, Introduction etc…
Click here to visit Amazon
Go to bottom of this post to buy a copy directly from me.
(Proceeds help support the Adopt-A-Doctor Program to keep physicians in under-serviced rural communities)
Afterword (from DUMBASS)
“Love Your Neighbor As Yourself.”
When I was growing up, that statement was [...]
Oct
17
Put Up Your Dukes! Why Not Supporting America is Good for Everybody….
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Once again, the United States could benefit from looking to Canada as an example of certain policies that work effectively. I know it pains them….those who know Canada exists anyway….and generally Americans have a hard time giving credit to Canada for anything.
(I’m still annoyed that after Sept 11, when Bush was thanking countries for their [...]
Oct
3
Blackwater – What’s a Few Bullets Between Friends?
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There is some serious over-reaction to the Blackwater shootings in Iraq.
It’s not like they’ve killed EVERYBODY….although there’s still plenty of time.
Blackwater President Erik Prince testified before the House Oversight Committee today, defending his company’s trigger-happy mercenary cowboys. ….errr….I mean….Private Security Forces…(please don’t shoot me)
The problem with the media today is that they focus on the [...]
Sep
28
When in doubt, blame Canada
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Are YOU one of the enlightened Americans who, along with Congress are FURIOUS with Canada for having lax border security?
Are YOU one of the rocket scientists that think Canada’s poor border security poses an imminent danger to the United States?
Have YOU written your terse indictment and pointed condemnation of Canada yet?
Well, grab yer harmoneeca, giddy-up and [...]
Sep
26
SUCK IT AHMADINEJAD!
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The only humor here is the hilarious contention by Iran’s President at Columbia Monday that Iran has no homosexuals and that it’s largley a western phenomenon…
This is a remarkable video from the CBC called OUT IN IRAN
Well done…and worth watching!
Sep
26
T’was the Night Before Ji’had
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T’was the Night Before Ji’had
Listen my friends, to the story I tell…
About fighting terror and doing it well.
It began in the Fall of two thousand and four
The Intelligence Service heard whispers and more…
Brash kids ran their mouths in the public domain
Sought like-minds for meetings by bus and by train.
On websites and chatrooms espousing radical ways
They [...]
Sep
24
Oh Yeah? Well WE Have Oil and YOU Don’t…
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“”An Iraqi friend of mine was laughing, saying, ‘The Americans are the new Baathists in Iraq’,” Graham told CTV’s Question Period on Sunday, referring to the party once ruled by Hussein.”
I can hear the nattering of furious Conservative and yes, even some of our Democratic friends from south of the border already….
Macleans Magazine and Patrick [...]
Sep
22
Lost Afghan Detainees Isn’t the News Here….
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5o Afghan Detainees remain unaccounted for by Afghan officials….Here’s that story. What strikes me is the comments left by fellow Candians about whose problem it is…..whether or not we should care because they are not covered by our Charter of Rights and Freedoms….invoking 9/11 blah blah blah…..
Here’s the deal…
Canada is doing a right, good and just [...]
Sep
22
I’m a Racist. You’re a Racist. Wouldn’t You Like to Be a Racist Too?
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Here’s the thing…
A Canadian radio commentator in Vancouver has sparked a little ‘outrage’ over remarks he made concerning 3 Sheik children who refused to have their passport photos taken without their turbans. Passport Canada denied them passports. Pro or Con….I’m perfectly happy to allow everyone the right to an opinion and their freedom to express [...]
Sep
22
Go Ahead….Covet Thy Neighbor’s Wife
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….and in seven short years, she can be yours! A Bavarian politician (pictured here) wants marriage to automatically expire after 7 years. Talk about sucking all the fun out of infidelity. What’s interesting here is that she is credited with discrediting her main competition one, state premier Edmund Stoiber…who despite being leader of a Christian [...]
Sep
20
Fine, You Win…You’re BOTH Geeks.
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I was prepared to say that most jokes are not entirely limited to a single comedien, especially with current affairs. But, then I clicked through to the article and this is what presented itself: “Cenk Uygur of Air America’s morning show “The Young Turks” insisted on his program Wednesday that Colbert used his joke on [...]
Sep
20
Breaking News….Canada is NOT America
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…and you can tell this because not only are we dressed adorably in toques and resting comfortably on the chesterfield, drinking 6% beer with our pet beavers….but because we have a government willing to defend our civil liberties. I would like to invite all Americans who are unhappy with their current President and the damage [...]
Sep
18
But Can I Pay in Waffles?
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A disgruntled Belgian voter put his country up for sale on Ebay.
Hilarious? Totally…But, also understandable. Tell me how a country of 10 million people racks up $300 billion in national debt. That’s 30 billion dollars per person… Is Bush secretly running Belgium too? Hell, it wouldn’t have to be in secret….who pays any attention to Belgium?
Sep
16
Quelle Suprise…
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Under the heading “stuff you already know but desperately need to be reminded of”…Bush is laying the groundwork for a war with Iran. I have thought this for a long time now….His escalating rhetoric against Iran is remeniscent of the early days before they took down Saddam. The truly sad issue here is that Iran [...]
Sep
13
Red Pill or Blue Pill? Existential musings on media & politics
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It’s no secret that truth is in the eye of the beholder. We can be generous about it and say that we interpret information as it is reflected through our individual lens of social conditioning, beliefs, among other things…What we understand and how we understand it, is ultimately colored….dare I say…tainted by numerous factors. We [...]
Sep
11
Defending Kathy Griffin….is Defending Liberty Itself
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First, my heartfelt congratulations to Kathy Griffin for her Emmy win….from one red head to another….She has been an under-rated comedien for too long.
Now, there’s a dust-up because she said “Suck It Jesus”… in her thank you speech. Here’s the deal people….you are NOT constitutionally protected against being offended or having your feelings hurt. Free speech [...]
Sep
11
You Don’t Bring Me Heroin Anymore
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This was a fun one. I started the original post in support of the Poppies for Medicine proposal put forth by a UK polling company who surveyed Canadians, who also thought that buying poppy crops from Afghan farmers to make legal medications was a better idea than the current poppy economy which sells them for [...]
Sep
11
“An Unexamined Life is Not Worth Living” – George W. Bush
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Just kidding! That was Socrates…but, you can understand my confusion.
Bush has mused in Paul Draper’s new book ‘Dead Certain’ about his legacy and life after the White House. For my part, I’d like to say that any mortal man who has had the privelege of serving as President, but who, in light of what has [...]